kudos to the people who overwhelmed me with their tags. thank you...
i'll reply them when i have the time. hopefully soon =)


morbidity is just a state of the mind.
here are some actual epitaphs, to lighten the grave atmosphere.

On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia

She always said her feet were killing her

but nobody believed her.

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York

Looked up the elevator shaft to see if

the car was on the way down. It was.

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery

Here lies an Atheist

All dressed up

And no place to go.

John Dryden (1631-1700) on his wife

Here lies my wife: here let her lie!

Now she's at rest, and so am I.

Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood

In Memory of Beza Wood

Departed this life

Nov. 2, 1837

Aged 45 yrs.

Here lies one Wood

Enclosed in wood

One Wood

Within another.

The outer wood

Is very good:

We cannot praise

The other.